Hey Um Second...
I haven't seen you around and there's a question that's been gnawing at me ever since...
Um that conversation we had...
You're not human right...
But um and I really shouldn't be asking this on here but I need to know...
You do have human male reproductive organs right?
I cannot believe you just asked me that... I especially cannot believe you asked that on here.
ReplyDelete~The Second
Yeah yeah...
DeleteAnswer the damn question.
... Fine if you really can't wait till I get back.
DeleteYes I do. However I have no idea how it works...
~The Second
You were totally just messing with me there weren't you?
DeleteOf course...
DeleteSo how close did you get to deciding to show me how reproduction works before you figured that one out?
...
DeleteI wasn't going to...
You probably even started heading to my room before remembering I wasn't there...
DeleteI hate you...
DeleteOn a related note... If I really needed someone to teach me how sex worked it would probably be a better idea to get someone who's done it before...
Delete~The Second
You did not just fucking post that on my blog...
DeleteIf you don't like it just delete it.
Delete~The Second
I...
DeleteI actually can't delete your comments...
That's weird.
Huh... That is weird.
DeleteWe just posted 13 or so comments on the subject of my reproductive organs...
That is a thing that just happened...
We really need to get you something to do with your free time huh?
~The Second
I should probably delete this entire post...
DeleteIf you're ashamed of people seeing it that would probably be a good idea yeah...
Delete~The Second
What?
DeleteI'm not ashamed of anything!
I don't care what people think of this.
Then leave it up.
Delete~The Second
Fine I will...
DeleteIf this were a normal relationship (outside of this jazz with Master and such) I'd say something like, go see a couples counselor. But this isn't your standard relationship. So with my very...very..very...limited experience with dating (or what ever the hell this is) you should talk it out (please don't do it via comment section on the blog though. As hilarious as that would be, we don't need to see it.). Also, remember this.
DeleteYelling is normal!
*JP
Well.. We all know that you REALLY want to do the Second now..
DeleteBut.. if the offspring was half human and half proxy.. could Slendy control it?
The term half-proxy makes me laugh. I'm pretty sure being a proxy is not genetic. I could be wrong though. Regardless assuming I and Lisa were to mate and sire children the child would be most likely the same as me not human or proxy. Luckily or unluckily depending on your point of view I doubt any mixing of our genes would result in offspring. Our genetics are unlikely to truly be compatible.
Delete~The Second
When he said half proxy I think he meant the......mental genes. Because lets face it. All proxys (including me) are slightly crazy. No matter what. Two (slightly) crazy people will probably have a slightly messed up (mentally of course) kid.
DeleteOk I'm willing to accept that interpretation.
DeleteAlthough of course I'm not in fact actually a proxy.
~The Second
Isolated genetic tendencies have been noted as making a person somewhat more or less likely to be stalked by a fear but none of these tendencies, or any others documented thus far, make a person any more likely to be a proxy.
DeleteThe perceived insanity is more often than not actually a symptom than a cause of fear stalking.
Why even bother asking? I don't the Second puts out.
ReplyDeleteIt was just curiosity.
DeleteI mean depending on what happens on the 12th this relationship may continue in some form and consummation is the logical result of a continued relationship so I was just wondering...
Correction to last comment: 'I don't think the second puts out.'
DeleteThat is a very human (and dolphin) need and want. Do consider what you are getting yourself into.
So what you're saying is.....
Delete*GASP* They're really dolphins'?!
*JP
Well damn secrets out.
Delete~The Second