Jane

So I met up with her today and told her The Second was not actually my boyfriend.

Her response: "Oh... That's too bad, he's cute. Is he single?"

I said probably.

She's like: "Cool thing he'd be interested?"

and for some reason I yelled at her.

"No! He's only interested in me"

She backed away.

"Woah! Ok fine you can have him."

"I don't want him."

"You don't want him but you don't want anyone else to have him"

"No! Er... Well... Huh."

I left shortly after.

I'm in a bad mood now...

I don't think I'll be hanging out with Jane any time soon.