How in the hell did I let this happen?

I woke up this morning with The Second sleeping in the bed beside me.

What is even the hell?

I mean he was dressed and I was still in my pjs but still.

How in the hell did I let him fall asleep beside me.

How the hell did he think I'd be okay with him sleeping with me?

Not like that though...

I tried to get out of the bed but apparently this sickness is affecting my motor skills as I merely fell flat on my face.

Moe unfortunately the fall alerted someone outside.

Xerox enters the room and helps me back into the bed.

He gave me a look upon noticing the second then walked out smiling.

I am not happy.

I am going to give the Second so much shit when he wakes up.